January 2011
2 posts
Finally
barelyillegal:
I haven’t gone to a concert since September, when I went to see Omar Rodriguez-Lopez Group & Le Butcherettes, but I finally have concerts to look forward to for 2011
January: RX Bandits
February: Cat Power
March: Marnie Stern & Tera Melos
Chromeooooo
December 2010
1 post
WAT DA FAK
September 2010
1 post
new tumblr
angoragoats:
hi all, due to privacy I made a new tumblr so ima slowly stop using this one… anyway if you want to follow me send me a mssg and ill mssg u my new url. because of creepers invading my life, i’m hesitant of posting it here, henceeeee this post.
FUCK THE CREEPER(S)! bouta slap a bitch for you!
July 2010
2 posts
I'm the definition of a fuck up.
angolagoats:
again
The fuck did you do??
June 2010
1 post
March 2010
4 posts
it's my birthday, and i'll cry if i want to..
hahahha
Hector: You’re FAT.
Luis: What else?
Hector: You’re a piece of shit.
February 2010
2 posts
please someone help me get rid of this knot in my...
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
2 posts
Fuck new years eve...
Mine has been shit since 1916.
Good night. My eyes will tear up till I sleep.
November 2009
2 posts
1 tag
Omg
People on wheel chairs should have their own buses……..
October 2009
2 posts
mliaverage:
Today I was walking into the grocery store when I saw a small boy in a trench coat that was clearly too big for him, suddenly a tall man in a ski mask sprinted around the corner, bowed to the little boy and said “master, things are not going as planned, we’ll need another one.” he then handed the kid a potato. I’ve never had so many questions. MLIA
September 2009
1 post
mliaverage:
Today I had a day off. I went to IKEA dressed as a lion and hid in a cupboard, welcoming people to Narnia every time they opened the doors. Best day off ever. MLIA.
August 2009
69 posts
9420.) Everynight I wasted every single 11:11 wish...
(via blogsecret)
Alright, so my cat snores, and I wanted to find...
i have 9 siamese, and those who do not snore, suck their tounges all night. i just hope that i make enough loud snoring noises at night to bother them as much as their snoring bothers me
Source(s):
My older brother just got really pissed off, because he wasn’t aware Princess Protection Program was playing on Disney Channel. Now he has to wait a really long time untill he can see it again. Lmao.
mliaverage:
Today was the first day of the new school year. As I was taking attendance and reading down the list, I realized that one of my students was named Thomas Marvin Riddle. When the time came to call him, I instead called, “He Who Must Not Be Named?” He said here, and I became the “cool” teacher. MLIA
Men always want to be a woman’s first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We...
– Oscar Wilde (via quotewhore)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(904): You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
mliaverage:
My history teacher asked the class if anyone knew the story behind St. Patricks Day. I impressed my teacher by explaining the whole story, but told him that I had forgotten where I learned it from when he asked. I learned it from Veggie Tales. MLIA
Top Artists for the week ending Sunday 9 August 2009
1. She & Him (243)
2. CocoRosie (99)
3. Zooey Deschanel (77)
4. M. Ward (73)
5. Jack Johnson (56)
I looked in all the places you aren’t. I just can’t find the places you are. I...
– A.A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh (via thoughtsdetained)
Fuck Traffic.
mliaverage:
Today, my dad was calling the computer shop to ask them why after a month they still hadn’t fixed my computer. The shop is called “Computer Wizards.” My dad told them “You’re more like computer muggles!” I am so proud. MLIA
My black babies are fighting again.
When will thoes two ever learn?..
Niggy + Luna = Water + Oil
txtsfrmlstnght:
(951): I found out he doesn’t have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I’m going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
lmao..